Meet the cast

The grumpy heart of whimstrip. A chubby orange tabby who treats every Monday as a personal insult and every snack as a love language. Lazy, food-motivated, and — though he'd never admit it — secretly soft.

A big goofy golden mutt with far more enthusiasm than sense. Means well, helps badly, and would fetch you the moon if he could find it. Endlessly loyal and boundlessly optimistic.

A tiny, jittery yellow songbird convinced disaster is always one falling leaf away. Anxious, fast-talking and well-meaning — the first to panic and the first to apologize.

A deadpan grey-and-white rabbit running at one-quarter speed. Unbothered, half-asleep, and quietly the wisest in the room. Will out-nap you and out-think you, in that order.

A streetwise city pigeon with a scheme for every season. Cocky, fast-talking and always angling for a free crumb. If a plan sounds too good to be true, it's Roscoe's.

The entire IT department, all by himself. Runs on energy drinks and quiet contempt for anyone who hasn't tried turning it off and on again. Deadpan, sarcastic, and secretly the only reason the office still works.

Accounting by trade, gossip by calling. Knows your salary, your secrets, and exactly who ate the labeled lunch in the fridge. Charming, nosy, and never wrong about office drama.

The front desk's terrifyingly efficient heart. Colour-codes everything, schedules with military precision, and helps whether you asked for it or not. Crosses every t — and several you didn't know existed.

Management material, somehow. Speaks fluent buzzword, mistakes meetings for work, and means every oblivious word of it. Always happy to circle back and leverage synergies — then lose the golf game anyway.

A plain round-headed stick figure and our wide-eyed everyman. Asks the big questions out loud — about the universe, the dishwasher, and everything in between — usually right before something goes sideways.

A dreamy stick figure in a tilted beret who finds profound meaning in absolutely everything, especially snacks. Speaks in riddles, means well, and is occasionally, accidentally, completely right.

A stick figure in a tall top hat with a plan you won't like and a grin you can't trust. A lovable menace who exists to push the big red button — and then narrate the consequences with glee.

A sharp stick figure with a high ponytail and crossed arms — the voice of reason who has heard quite enough, thanks. Deadpan, quick, and always the one to point out that this is a terrible idea.